Adventure Time - BMO Rilesbloggggg

xx1mmortalhdizzlexx:

Instead of hating on Dex and being rude to each other, why don’t we all get along and be supportive of the people who have changed our lives in so many ways despite what some fans put them through. On the bright side, Kevin is now a creature and we couldn’t have asked for more because now we have two new members! So lets be positive and show how much we care.<33 

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n7nocturnal:

i-dont-use-this-thing:

punkpinknova:

"Jordan Mathewson aka Kootra" "interviewed about swatting prank" "Kootra…

OK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW,

THE FUCKING MEDIA SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING BLAMING THE CREATURES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M SO FUCKING PISSED AT IT.

And those fucking questions? are u kidding me???

"why did you appear to be amused (…)" WELL YOU KNOW SIR, SOMETIMES, WHEN IN FACE OF FEAR OR ANXIETY, OUR BRAIN SENDS VARIOUS MESSAGES TO OUR BODY, SO PEOPLE REACT DIFFERENTLY TO THINGS THAT SCARE THEM, OR SURPRISE THEM, SO MAYBE LAUGHING WAS THE ONLY THING JORDAN COULD HAVE DONE U FUCKING IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT

"Do you find this funny?"
"YES COP I AM REALLY AMUSED THAT I AM A SECOND AWAY FROM GETTING MY BRAIN BLASTED WTF"

                                                                                   -Tea (Pla Group)

and then THEY ASK HIM HOW DID HE KNOW HE WAS GETTING SWATTED BEFORE THE COPS BURST IN.

ARE U SERIOUS?
 ”I DUNNO, MAYBE BECAUSE I FUCKING HEARD THEM? MAYBE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO OTHERS??”
FUCKING MEDIA SHOULD SHOVE A FUCKING DICK UP THEIR ASSES.

not to mention they’re making this viral, IT’S EVERYWHERE ON THE US.

How the fuck do you think Jordan is feeling? Bet that THAT LOVELY MAN, WHO DOESN’T EVEN SWEAR, WHO PRAISES CATS, Just wants to forget that this fucking experience ever happened.

The Media is a bunch of uneducated assholes who make it seem like they think that The creatures or Jordan are the ones to be blamed.

They didn’t even know what livestreaming was. LIKE, THINK OF THE WORDS. LIVE? STREAMING? MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT BEING LIVE? WITH PEOPLE WATCHING?

im really mad at the moment. and i swear to Julian i would give a piece of my mind to the media if i wasn’t in another fucking country.

What also pissed me off is how the media is saying that it’s the competitive gamers trying to get at their opponents.

NO.

Please get someone who understand what the Internet even is to cover this subject.

(Source: youtube.com, via masaomeh)

visualeyesed:

ramen-naruto:

sixpenceee:

THE VOICES
I remember reading this creepy story years ago, but I’ve searched and searched and I can not find it at all, so here’s my own written version of it: 
I hate sleeping alone. I know, I’m older and I shouldn’t be afraid of the monster under my bed, but this monster is inside my head. It’s a voice.
At first it’s soft.
"Please help me."
I look around my room. Complete darkness. There’s nothing around me. The disembodied voice continues to get louder and more demanding.
“PLEASE. PLEASE.”
It’s booming now. I’ve tried to tell my mother about the voice many times before, but she ignores me. The voice vibrates against my skull.
“COME ON. I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.”
I put the palm of my hands against my ears to try and shut it out. Sometimes it works. I really wish my mom would help me. She barely talks to me anymore these days. I hear it again.
“PLEASE!!!!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!!”
I feel two icy hands on my shoulders, and I jump out of bed. This was it. I’ve had enough. I run to my mother’s room.
"Mom! Mom! The voices are back. Please let me just sleep with you for tonight."
My mom immediately wakes up and rolls over. Her eyes are wide open with concern. She takes out her cell phone and dials in a number. She says:
"Hello? Doctor? I’m sorry for calling this late but I’m hearing the voices again."
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Holy plot twist

Dude that gave me goosebumps!

visualeyesed:

ramen-naruto:

sixpenceee:

THE VOICES

I remember reading this creepy story years ago, but I’ve searched and searched and I can not find it at all, so here’s my own written version of it: 

I hate sleeping alone. I know, I’m older and I shouldn’t be afraid of the monster under my bed, but this monster is inside my head. It’s a voice.

At first it’s soft.

"Please help me."

I look around my room. Complete darkness. There’s nothing around me. The disembodied voice continues to get louder and more demanding.

PLEASE. PLEASE.

It’s booming now. I’ve tried to tell my mother about the voice many times before, but she ignores me. The voice vibrates against my skull.

COME ON. I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

I put the palm of my hands against my ears to try and shut it out. Sometimes it works. I really wish my mom would help me. She barely talks to me anymore these days. I hear it again.

PLEASE!!!!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!!”

I feel two icy hands on my shoulders, and I jump out of bed. This was it. I’ve had enough. I run to my mother’s room.

"Mom! Mom! The voices are back. Please let me just sleep with you for tonight."

My mom immediately wakes up and rolls over. Her eyes are wide open with concern. She takes out her cell phone and dials in a number. She says:

"Hello? Doctor? I’m sorry for calling this late but I’m hearing the voices again."

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Holy plot twist

Dude that gave me goosebumps!

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thegeekyqueen asked:

and imagine the rest of the boys babysitting every once in awhile and Koots giving the baby(s) little hats (Yas hello I was anon! Got nervous about asking that so went on anon...) And yes fanfics would be very good

Rilesbloggggg Answer:

chillychaos:

yES okay here we go imagine 

Jordan and Monica are walking their son to the bus stop and they both have one of his hands and are having him jump over they curbs when he just says “uncle James and uncle Aleks said school is shit”

and Monicas eyes get really wide and koots just gives a nervous laugh and says ”uncle James and Aleks needs to watch his language, besides remember what uncle Dan said? school is good”

"yeah, uncle Danzy is the best, he always gives me cookies when you arn’t looking"

"what?" Jordan will give him a look

"nothing." both Monica and her son give a grin

"and uncle sly said to only eat spaghetti while im there"

"dont listen to uncle sly, veggies are healthy" Monica will say

"and uncle Seamus thinks teachers are very lazy and i should let them know!"

"dont listen to your uncles." Jordan says as they finally make it to the bus stop. their son will look up to Jordan with a worried face and say "will i be good at school dad?"

Jordan will smile first at his beautiful wife, than at his son. He will take his red hat off that he loves dearly and place it on his sons head and just say “you dern sure will.” 

sixpenceee:

Here is something that immediately caught my attention the first day in my cognitive neuroscience class. 
You may have heard of Rene Descartes. He was a famous French philosopher in the early 1600’s. He is known for his theory of the mind and body problem. During his time, hydraulics was the latest technology. Descartes proposed that the brain worked like hydraulics, or water moving through pipes.
We now look back and think “Wow, that’s ridiculous. What a backward way of looking at things.”
Fast forward to the 1800’s, when telephone were the latest hit, and all of a sudden, a new theory arises. The brain works much like wires and switchboards used in telephones.
Now we are at 21st century, and computers are the latest hit, and we propose that the brain works much like a computer. This tendency to compare the brain to the current technology is an interesting phenomenon. 

sixpenceee:

Here is something that immediately caught my attention the first day in my cognitive neuroscience class. 

You may have heard of Rene Descartes. He was a famous French philosopher in the early 1600’s. He is known for his theory of the mind and body problem. During his time, hydraulics was the latest technology. Descartes proposed that the brain worked like hydraulics, or water moving through pipes.

We now look back and think “Wow, that’s ridiculous. What a backward way of looking at things.”

Fast forward to the 1800’s, when telephone were the latest hit, and all of a sudden, a new theory arises. The brain works much like wires and switchboards used in telephones.

Now we are at 21st century, and computers are the latest hit, and we propose that the brain works much like a computer. This tendency to compare the brain to the current technology is an interesting phenomenon. 

augustuswaterbender:

I think I’m pretty interesting because I do things that I would never do unless someone I’m comfortable around is with me.  Like if I have no friends in a class I am so quiet and I do not talk to anyone, all it takes is one friend being with me to turn me into a monster weirdo.

(via flutterzee)

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

(Source: dabhabit, via masaomeh)

ianbrooks:

Drop of Blood Ear Dagger

You’ve already been stabbed through the ear: why not take the fact to its hardcore extremes and put a knife through it? CLEAR STAGE BONUS: make it look like you’re still bleeding from the gaping wound. The Drop of Blood Ear Dagger earring is made with English pewter and a red, faceted Swarovski crystal and despite the name can fit in almost any pierced hole on your body, so hell, be creative in the ways you plan to frighten your friends and family. One dagger earring (not a pair, though buy yourself two if you feel the need for symmetry) is available at Think Geek for $29.99 USD.

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rawsh0ck:

Hey guys! In celebration of my new job i’m throwing a giveaway again~Since everyone likes to cosplay, here’s your chance to build your own cosplay!
Prizes:
1 pair of contacts from pinkyparadise under $30
1 wig on ebay (or a different wig store of your choice) under $40
1 complete costume on ebay under $150
1 pair of shoes on ebay under $50
2 accessories of your choice under $60 (if you don’t want accessories i can buy you something on ebay/amazon equal to $60 value)
Rules:

Must be following rawsh0ck (i will check) 
For additional entries you can follow bruhnilla and my instagram  (+2 entries each follow)
Join featurepoints with my entrycode: TBYDRM (+5 entries)
For many entries, buy something from this wishlist (+20 entries each purchase and +1 entry for each dollar spent- not including shipping)
Winners will be chosen randomly by random.org!
Likes will be ignored, but you may use it as bookmark
You can reblog is as much as you want, but please, be considerate of your followers 
No giveaway blogs or empty blogs (i will check)
Unfollowers will be disqualified from future giveaways
Do not remove text
And for the winner, keep your ask box open. The winner also has 48 hours to respond, if not i will pick a new winner
I will ship internationally
The giveaway will end on January 1st, 2015

rawsh0ck:

Hey guys! In celebration of my new job i’m throwing a giveaway again~
Since everyone likes to cosplay, here’s your chance to build your own cosplay!

Prizes:

  • 1 pair of contacts from pinkyparadise under $30
  • 1 wig on ebay (or a different wig store of your choice) under $40
  • 1 complete costume on ebay under $150
  • 1 pair of shoes on ebay under $50
  • 2 accessories of your choice under $60 (if you don’t want accessories i can buy you something on ebay/amazon equal to $60 value)

Rules:

  • Must be following rawsh0ck (i will check)
  • For additional entries you can follow bruhnilla and my instagram  (+2 entries each follow)

  • Join featurepoints with my entrycode: TBYDRM (+5 entries)

  • For many entries, buy something from this wishlist (+20 entries each purchase and +1 entry for each dollar spent- not including shipping)
  • Likes will be ignored, but you may use it as bookmark
  • You can reblog is as much as you want, but please, be considerate of your followers
  • No giveaway blogs or empty blogs (i will check)
  • Unfollowers will be disqualified from future giveaways
  • Do not remove text
  • And for the winner, keep your ask box open. The winner also has 48 hours to respond, if not i will pick a new winner
  • I will ship internationally

The giveaway will end on January 1st, 2015

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